If I show up on our date wearing this……
When you’re through playing frisbee golf at the park, it’s time to flash!
Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies
Let me know if an older mom does it for you
Guess What I want you to do now….
You may call them perfect tits, but they sure don’t fit the tops I buy
It’s the MILF RV life for me!
Married 49 year old mom of 2, What’s my fuckability factor.
So you wanted to watch the neighbor mom shower…
For the few that love extra curves on your stepmom..
Don’t squeeze the Charmin, but you can come and squeeze me!
You step into the wrong gym shower, so I ask you for help soaping up
I hope the boss likes my new dress…
Let’s spin some vinyl together
Splish splash I was taking a bath…
Set your coffee down and come over here please…
I may give you permission to climb a board
What’s the one thing you always notice about me?
Dirty shoes and a dirty mind
I like to warm my tits in the hot tub
You said you wanted them extra soapy
Sometimes I burn and sometimes I tan, depends on how much lotion gets rubbed on me
I don’t think I’ll be able to wear this top out to the club tonight, my big fat tits won’t allow it
Have a sit and a sip with me…
Do I really need to wear pants?
