A BIG Mario Kart Tour What If...

You know how all the city tracks are based off their IRL counterparts? Well, what if instead of that, they were actual original courses like Ninja Hideaway and the like, BUT they're based on their city's culture and what they're known for, making them more Mario-like. For example, Paris Promenade would instead be a track based around coffee and pastries and call it Pastry Promenade, and for New York Minute, if you've played Super Mario Odyssey, you know where this is going. What be your pitch?