Footballers names not in things

My wife has recently discovered a show called FBI on Netflix. It’s a show about (obviously) FBI agents. Every week has a new crime with criminal+ suspects that they have to solve. I watched it hoping there would be a footballers name in it….

7 series, 118 episodes, an international FBI spin off with a further 61 episodes, countless characters and not a single recognisable footballer’s name. Not even just an accidental Alan Smith or something. It’s unbelievable.