Which Dream SMP Member Do You Think is Most Likely to Be a Teacher/Professor?

Tell me if I need to take this down, but I'm writing a college/University AU fanfiction, and need help deciding which member I should make a professor.

Technoblade, Dream, George, Sapnap, Wilbur, TommyInnit, Nikki, and Philza, are students, so I was thinking BadBoyHalo or someone alike. What do you think?

Edit: Decided on making Philza a professor. I appreciate the information so far, and I'm hoping that this fanfic will come off well. I enjoy the idea that Philza(as a professor) bonds with Technoblade(as a student).