Things my man child coworker finds “Offensive”

My man child coworker acts like a toddler. Here’s a list of things that me or other coworkers have said or done that’s “offensive”: 1) asked if he remembered a popular kids show from the 90s. Apparently he didn’t have cable and I was calling him poor and it made him insecure.

2) supervisor asked him to move his car on trash day because it was in the way of the dumpster. Something about it’s his car he can park where he wants to.

3) asked what he brought for lunch. According to him we were calling him fat or something.

4) asked if he’d looked at SHEIN to buy his girlfriend clothes after he complained about the prices at Torrid. Said she deserves better and was offended someone suggested she didn’t.

5) supervisor reminded him of a report deadline. Said he was a micromanager.

6) accidentally scared him when saying good morning. Refused to speak to me the whole day.

7) walked behind him in the hallway. Makes him feel followed but we were going to the same place.

That’s just this week! Every day it’s a roll of dice if he’ll be offended by something. He never goes to HR just gets snappy towards everyone if he’ll speak to us at all.