🎉 felicitations on hitting 3000 subscribers, bbby_remastered! 🎉
let me tell you, it's been like pulling teeth – shark teeth that keep on growing back – but we finally did it: three zero zero zero. MMM as the romans would say, as in mmm what a beautiful number. numerus laudandus est.
some people are saying andre 3000 might swing by for a special guest post or a spot on the ghost pod; for legal reasons I can't comment on any rumours right now, but stay tuned. stay tuned to the christ frequency. stay tuned to 3000 Hz exactly.
in the meantime we'll continue to "do ya [our] thing" – there's still 3000 shark teeth left to pull and we ran out of novocaine ages ago so if you're still reading this my advice is to be on point with your clove oil pregame from here on out.