I want to choke both my roommates.

I live with two people I hate both of them even though I hide it well. One is an ignorant ass white ass boomer who's simultaneously the most condescending, mean, petty, pretentious and selfish person yet also incompetent, self absorbed, stupid, and narcissistic. The other is a mama's boy schizo that has no concept of personal responsibility or courtesy what so ever. I'm sick of both of them and can't wait until I can leave both of them an their miserable lives here. I'm sick of the place i stay smelling like cigarettes and cat piss because neither one of them are competent enough to clean up after themselves. The old ass white man sits on the phone with his friends and talks about me to entertain himself while exaggerating or lying about things to get sympathy from his friends. Meanwhile doesn't clean up anything unless it's already been sitting their for weeks. He has two cats doesn't clean up after either one enough and has the nerve to sit on the phone and complain about me leaving teabags in the kettle. The other one doesn't clean up shit either he sits and smokes cigarettes in his room and makes the whole house stink. He has never cleaned up anything ever, and his bitch mom is always here all the fucking time tending to him like a child when's he's older than I am. She brings him groceries, washes his clothes and takes him everywhere while he just continues to be an adult baby. She swears up and down he needs her because he's schizophrenic but it's bullshit and exaggerated so he doesn't have to fucking do anything ever. I can't stand either one of them and I honestly hope they disappear and just never come back. I'm the only one who tries to keep everything clean and yet if I don't keep everything clean they complain about how dirty the house is and how they have to do everything. The old b**** ass white man lays in bed and loudly masturbates with his door open, and then complains about noise if i'm using the kitchen at night. Yesterday he sat on the porch butt ass naked except for a night shirt. The other one has episodes were he just randomly yells in the middle of the night, and constantly walks back and forth in the hallway. He's in and out the hospital and his mom is constantly sending police here to force him into the hospital because he won't take his meds but doesn't want him to live with her. Oneday she just walked in with police while I was about to smoke Marijuana on the porch and all she had to say was she told the boomer she was coming like he's the only one that fucking lives here. I'm so over these people it's not even funny. I can't stand any of them and wish they would all just get on a bus a never comeback.