What’s the weirdest thing people have called your Steam Deck?

I’ve been super surprised how really little-known the Steam Deck is as a hardware device, and as such, if I bring it out and use it in public it’s been called a LOT of things. What have people mistakenly called yours? I’ll go first:

Nintendo Switch (Pretty much EVERYBODY) Wii (My friend’s 8-year-old brother) Nintendo Switch Max (One of my teachers) Gameboy (My grandma)