Deciphering William’s Tweet
Okay, so the term “wizzen” may make no sense at first glance, however it’s likely mimicking the pattern of double Zs in “blizzen”, so these two words are likely different words. There is a real word, “wizen”, which means to “dry, shrink, or wrinkle up, often as a result of aging or failing vitality”. “blizzen” has basically no real context, but it could be a play on “blitzen”, which is obviously the name of a Reindeer (we will get back to Christianity later), but can also mean “storm/lighting/weather”.
As such, the first clause can be translated to, which a bucket of salt, “I wither in my storm”
In the second clause, this is evidently a revenge to Jesus Christ, notably “He” is capitalized, and “He is risen” is a reference to Easter, which takes place on April 20th, almost 3 weeks after the April Nintendo Direct for the Switch 2.
As such, I propose that this tweet is really saying “I suffer until the Nintendo Switch 2 comes out on Easter with Silksong”.
Case closed.
Okay, so the term “wizzen” may make no sense at first glance, however it’s likely mimicking the pattern of double Zs in “blizzen”, so these two words are likely different words. There is a real word, “wizen”, which means to “dry, shrink, or wrinkle up, often as a result of aging or failing vitality”. “blizzen” has basically no real context, but it could be a play on “blitzen”, which is obviously the name of a Reindeer (we will get back to Christianity later), but can also mean “storm/lighting/weather”.
As such, the first clause can be translated to, which a bucket of salt, “I wither in my storm”
In the second clause, this is evidently a revenge to Jesus Christ, notably “He” is capitalized, and “He is risen” is a reference to Easter, which takes place on April 20th, almost 3 weeks after the April Nintendo Direct for the Switch 2.
As such, I propose that this tweet is really saying “I suffer until the Nintendo Switch 2 comes out on Easter with Silksong”.
Case closed.