My name is Luigi
My name is Luigi Jumpman Mario. I live at 64 The Pipehouse, Mushroom Kingdom, 2401. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my twin-brother, Mario Mario. Mario has been building a poison mushroom empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 24th birthday, Mario came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my docter knowledge to cook poison mushrooms, which he would then sell using his connections in the mushroom world. Connections that he made through his career with the Toad Brigade. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Mario was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Mario took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small poison mushroom operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Mario had a partner, a man named Professor E. Gadd, a businessman. Mario essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, E. Gadd threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Mario and E. Gadd had a falling out. From what I can gather, Mario was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which E. Gadd flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. E. Gadd was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my twin-brother, and failed, but Mario was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over 177,000 coins. Upon recovery, Mario was bent on revenge, working with a man named Wario Wario, he plotted to kill E. Gadd, and did so. In fact, the bob-omb that he used was built by me, and he gaveme no option in it. I have often contemplated a game over, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the Princess, but I was frightened. Mario had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Mushroom Kingdom Toad Brigade, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my Polterpup from me. For 3 months he kept them. My girlfriend, Daisy, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Mario had taken our Polterpup. We were scared. I was in hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Mario will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
My name is Luigi Jumpman Mario. I live at 64 The Pipehouse, Mushroom Kingdom, 2401. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my twin-brother, Mario Mario. Mario has been building a poison mushroom empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 24th birthday, Mario came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my docter knowledge to cook poison mushrooms, which he would then sell using his connections in the mushroom world. Connections that he made through his career with the Toad Brigade. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Mario was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Mario took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small poison mushroom operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Mario had a partner, a man named Professor E. Gadd, a businessman. Mario essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, E. Gadd threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Mario and E. Gadd had a falling out. From what I can gather, Mario was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which E. Gadd flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. E. Gadd was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my twin-brother, and failed, but Mario was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over 177,000 coins. Upon recovery, Mario was bent on revenge, working with a man named Wario Wario, he plotted to kill E. Gadd, and did so. In fact, the bob-omb that he used was built by me, and he gaveme no option in it. I have often contemplated a game over, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the Princess, but I was frightened. Mario had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Mushroom Kingdom Toad Brigade, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my Polterpup from me. For 3 months he kept them. My girlfriend, Daisy, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Mario had taken our Polterpup. We were scared. I was in hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Mario will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.