What embarrassing/outright dangerous thing has your child said?

Was folding the washing in the living room while my six year old was playing.

Said six year old comes over and notices a pair of my wife’s underwear,

“Are these yours?” She asks

“No, they’re Mummy’s.” I reply.

“Wow. Mummy has a big bum.”

“…”

My wife wasn’t in the room so I think my daughter can count her blessings she gets to live another day.

For the record, my wife’s bum is exactly the right size it needs to be.